"Baby, I have seen it ALL from the 3rd Ward to the suburbs and back. Men ain't complicated — they just hope you are. Sit down, answer Teedy's questions, and I will tell you EXACTLY what you got. Free of charge. You welcome."
Tell Teedy About Him 👀
Where does he live?
-- Select --
His own place
With his mama
At YOUR place (rent-free)
On a friend's couch
What's his car situation?
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Has a reliable car
No car at all
Has a luxury car that eats his whole check
Has a car held together by prayer
Uses YOUR car
His age vs. your age
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Within 5 years of me
10–15 years older
20+ years older, never been married
Significantly younger
Baby mama situation?
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No kids
1 kid, involved dad
2 kids, doing okay
3+ baby mamas
Multiple kids, mostly absent
How many sexual partners (roughly)?
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Under 20
20–49
50–79 (Teedy's eyebrow is raised)
80–99 (uh oh)
100+ (Lord have mercy)
He says he's "reformed" from his wild days?
-- Select --
No, he's consistent
Yes, and he has therapy receipts
Yes, but no proof, just his word
☕ Ask Teedy
— Tea Teedy out the 3rd Ward 🫖
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